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How throw a punch: Make a fist, don't tuck your thumb in, line the third section of your thumb across the second sections of your pointer and middle finger, keep your wrist straight, lead with your middle knuckle.

The elements of power in marital arts in order of importance: 1)hips 2)stance 3)focous 4)reaction force 5)speed

How to drive a car: Carefully

How to do makeup: Don't :P

Don't jump out of planes without a parachute if it can be avoided.

I have learned that people aren't afraid of heights, or even falling from great heights. They are afraid of the landing.

Look both ways before crossing the street.

Don't put a tree in the path of your zipline.

When handing a knife to someone, hold it by the blade between your thumb and pointer finger, with the blade side down so you don't touch it. Don't hand someone a knife blade pointed at them, unless you really just don't like them.

If you want to slap someone, just do it, but be sure to say "mosquito," "fly," or the like afterwards.

When approaching an animal (especially a dog, cat, or horse), partially close your hand and slowly reach out to the animal, letting it smell you first.

Don't walk up silently behind animals, especially horses; you will, most likely, get injured. Instead, approach said horse slowly, making a lot of noise such as singing, whistling, talking, etc., approaching from the side or front if possible. When approaching a horse or trying to get it to come to you, position yourself so that your side is facing to the horse, not your front. Reach out and becon horse gently.

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If you have any advice or how-to things, feel free to post it here! More will be coming from me hopefully soon. :)

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Comment by Misty Illusion on August 9, 2016 at 2:27pm

Yes, ma'am.

Comment by Misty Illusion on August 9, 2016 at 2:20pm

Edited post

Comment by Misty Illusion on August 9, 2016 at 2:12pm

Okay, yeah, I see how you took it. I'm really sorry. Gosh, I'm sorry. :/

Comment by Misty Illusion on August 9, 2016 at 9:35am

Haha, thank you, Michaelyøda!

Comment by Michaelyøda on August 9, 2016 at 9:34am

How to give a muffin a lemon flavor.

1. Cut lemon with a knife.

2. Cut a muffin with the same knife used to cut the lemon.

And bingo, you have a lemon-tinged muffin.

Comment by DatGlutenFReeChef on August 9, 2016 at 7:01am

*nods* I like this.

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Comment by Raelynn/Raelin/Raylinn on August 9, 2016 at 6:34am

Lol. Love the how-to guide, KW. XD

These are my favorite:

"How to drive a car: Carefully"

"How to do makeup: Don't :P"

"I have learned that people aren't afraid of heights, or even falling from great heights. They are afraid of the landing."

"Don't put a tree in the path of your zipline."

"Don't die; it is bad for your health."

"When handing a knife to someone, hold it by the blade between your thumb and pointer finger, with the blade side down so you don't touch it. Don't hand someone a knife blade pointed at them, unless you really just don't like them."

"If you want to slap someone, just do it, but be sure to say "mosquito," "fly," or the like afterwards."

Once again, awesome advice! I'll take it all to heart... XD

Comment by Misty Illusion on August 8, 2016 at 8:26pm

Hahaha, you are welcome. :D

Comment by Arely on August 8, 2016 at 7:55pm
Haha. "Don't die. It's bad for your health" thanks KW, I'll take that to heart :-D

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